katara:

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 


posted on Jul 25 from michaxl © katara with 27,847 notes
baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

posted on Jul 25 from chickennuggetpower © soiltown with 16,240 notes

Orange is The New Black

Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

posted on Jul 25 from egberts © thepoetandthedreamer with 12,041 notes
tagged: #oitnb

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*


posted on Jul 25 from lifeefantastic © janemba with 71,363 notes
faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad


posted on Jul 25 from youarealltrollops © awkwardrabbit with 316,295 notes
nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde


posted on Jul 25 from importanteel © nyctaeus with 12,887 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.


posted on Jul 25 from kawaiidominatrix © pinkcookiedimples with 254,608 notes

posted on Jul 25 from lolsomeone-actually © insanitylives0n with 30,237 notes
Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched.

posted on Jul 25 from lovelyapricity © ynannarising with 75,823 notes

posted on Jul 25 from foreverpuzzled © pushthemovement with 135,835 notes

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like


posted on Jul 25 from lolsomeone-actually © heyitspj with 336,605 notes

reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens


posted on Jul 24 from saynotodrugsyestotacos with 523,322 notes

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be


posted on Jul 24 from marlbroe © homorecker with 50,078 notes

ponyo-and-sosuke:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

I’m actually jealous rn

posted on Jul 24 from thepoormanswonderland © hiddlesy with 303,036 notes